Are You Hornier Than A Fifth Grader?

Are 5th Graders Like This Ready For Public Sex Shows?

In many school districts, it's common for sex education to begin in the 5th grade. But not many school districts use live, unsupervised, student-run sex shows to teach kids the basics of the horizontal mambo. Spearsville High School in Louisiana, however, appears to have adopted this rather unorthodox sex-ed method.

According to press reports, two fifth-graders had sex on a classroom floor while two others fondled each other and their classmates looked on. Their teacher was at an assembly. Apparently, the kids were left alone for 15 - 30 minutes.

Perfect amount of time for a quickie!


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