Teacher of the Week: Deborah Lafave

As Debbie's trial begins, the details start to heat up.



The Educational Temptress plans to plead insanity. Because, she'd have to be insane to have sex multiple times with a young boy. Michael Jackson almost used the same excuse.

Police Play Pornographers: Photo Debbie's Privates

NBC- Police said they needed to take photographs of Lafave's body to back up statements and descriptions made by the victim.

"I just think that anyone that would view these photographs would easily conclude that they are not for any scientific purpose or anything like that," Debbie's lawyer said.

Kudos to the Tampa Police for their excellent and necessary work gathering "evidence."

Sex Crazed Teacher Takes Boys On Shopping Spree

While wearing a delightfully slutty outfit:



While we're looking at hot pictures:





The Smoking Gun reveals the boy drew a diagram of Debbie's bedroom. No word on whether the cops showed the kid the nudie pics they took.

But the best may be the phone call transcripts. Yes, the phone call transcripts. Recorded after the boys first accusation, unbeknownst to Debbie, they reveal well...

Debra: Hello.

Boy: Hey.

Debra: Hey what’s up?

Boy: Nothing. What are you doing?

Debra: Nothing, just drinking coffee and watching TV.

Boy: Oh, really?

That is scandalous stuff. But wait, it gets better.

Boy: I—me and my mom kind of had an argument last night but it’s fine now.

Debra: Yeah.

Boy: Uh huh.

Debra: I talked to her.

Boy: Oh, you did?

Debra: Yeah I called her when I got home last night.

Boy: Oh. How did that go?

[Note: Not well. The mom called the police]

Debra: It was—I mean I just told her I was like, you know, I’m sorry, bad judgement and I should’ve double checked with you, blah blah blah.

[Note: she’s talking about their alibai]

Boy Uh huh. Well I guess I don’t think we should be going to Ocala anymore.

[Where they went to have sex]

Debra: No, no.

Boy: So, whatever. If we decide to do anything again, then that should probably be our place for now.

[he calls her house “our place”]

Later On...

Debra: I totally got—well, I told Owen everything.

[her husband]

Boy: About what?!

Debra: Like, oh no, no, no, no, no, chill. I just said that—I pretty much just told him the whole story.

Boy: Cool

Debra: Except, you know, why we went to Ocala.

Of course.

Debra: So it’s not over, over?

Boy: Nope, not yet.

Debra: God, Why couldn’t you just have said no – not yet?

Boy: I’m sorry.

Debra: That kind of sucked. Oh Lord, what am I going to do with you?

[have sex]

That’s phone call one. Phone call two ups the ante.

Boy: I’m a little worried though.

Debra: Why?

Boy: Like I don’t want you to like get pregnant or anything. I was just thinking about it and I was just thinking if next time, now that we’ve had sex about three times, if I should use like a condom or something?

Debra: Oh, you’re being weird.

[Now that’s Sex Ed!!]

Phone call four!!!!!:

Debra: Hello, hello?

Boy: Hey.

Debra; Can you hear me?

Boy: Yeah.

Debra: There’s like 20 kids here screaming.

[orgy??]

Boy: Where you at?

Debra: I’m at some YMCA.

[prepare yourself… for the eeriest exchange of the year. Keep in mind, this is a 24 year old teacher talking to a 14 year old boy who just mentioned he was scared of getting her pregnant… to which she had replied.. “Don’t worry about it]

Boy: What are you doing?

Debra: Nothing. I’m actually holding—Pam has a newborn baby, so I’m kind of holding her right now.

Boy: Oh really?

Debra: Yeah, watching all the—my ovaries are hurting listening to all these frigging kids screaming.

[kids, roughly the same age as the kid she’s sleeping with]

Debra: You couldn’t pay me enough money to have a kid right now.

Debbie’s cell phone messages reveal more. Like, she called the kid from her hubbie’s phone:

Debra: Hey, its Debbie. I am at a kid’s birthday party, if you can’t tell. [reminds me of you???] This is Owen’s cell phone, so I will try and call you later, okay? Bye.

Other gems:

“I don’t want you lying to your mom.”

And finally:

Debra: Is [your mom] already gone?

Boy: Yeah.

Debra: You’re positive?

Boy: Yes.

Debra: All right. Promise?

Boy: Yes.

Debra: Pinky promise?

Boy: Yes.

Debra: Say pinky promise

Boy: Pinky promise.

Stay Tuned for more Middle School Madness. This will only get better. Pinky Promise.