Hot = House Arrest

Debra LeFave, who famously made her 14-year-old lover "pinky swear" not to tell anyone about their sexual relationship, was sentenced to house arrest today after a judge determined she was too hot for jail.

No argument there.

Sandra and Sarah Sentenced

Six Months For Sex-Ed Sandra

Even though, the judge says, SHE'S THE VICTIM.

The boy's parents aren't happy about that.

And Jail has not done wonders for Sarah.