Hormone High

I'm Not A Lesbian, I'm Diabetic

2011-02-25T08:03:00.000-08:00

Alini Brito, found topless in a Brooklyn high school classroom with topless co-worker Cindy Mauro in between her legs--during a school dance performance they were supposed to be watching--claims that she was simply receiving an insulin shot due to her diabetes.

According to the Daily News:

Brito, a diabetic, told investigators she started feeling ill and asked her French teacher colleague to "check her blood sugar," according to the report.

"Let's go upstairs," Mauro said, according to the report. "I have sugar and candy in my room."

By the time they got to Mauro's classroom on the third floor, Brito said her "knees got weak," so she lay down on the floor.

Brito took off her sweater and Mauro placed it under her colleague's head, Brito said in the report, then Mauro put a chair under Brito's legs "to aid her circulation."

She had sugar and candy in her classroom all right. And someone got caught with their hand in the jar.

Vodka And Sprite Helps Teach Connect With Students

2011-01-26T09:51:00.000-08:00

Courtney Bowles, 31, is a teacher at Mountain View High School in Colorado, in charge of instructing teachers on how best to interact with students.

According to the Denver Post, she was allegedly caught naked in her car with an equally naked 16-year-old student, along with bottles of Sprite and vodka.

Not sure that's what the administration had in mind when they instructed Bowles to interact with students and help them achieve to the best of their abilities.

In her LinkedIn profile, Courtney says she is, "Eager to bridge my passion for high quality education and my appreciation of the American political process... Dedicated to enthusiastic and dynamic teaching as a means of creating and nurturing a lifelong love of knowledge in all people."

Did she mean carnal knowledge?

Teacher Helps Injured Football Star Recover From His Injuries... With Sex

2010-11-22T13:34:00.000-08:00

Jennifer Lee Riojas, 25, is a 9th-grade teacher at Forth Worth High School. Or was, a ninth-grade teacher. Until she allegedly had sex with a 16 year old boy, while he recuperated in the hospital for football-related injuries.

According to documents uncovered by The Smoking Gun:

"The teen told cops that “once he got to know” Riojas, she would attend his football games and he “would spend his lunch period” in her classroom."

"After the student was injured last December during a game, Riojas visited him at Fort Worth Hospital. There, the boy told detectives, “they engaged in sexual intercourse” in his hospital bed.
Subsequent sexual encounters occurred at local hotels, the victim recalled, adding that Riojas used a discount coupon when paying for one room."

Well, at least she taught the boy the meaning of thrift.

Band Teacher Makes Sweet Music With Student

2010-11-15T07:58:00.001-08:00

31-year old Carlie Attebury allegedly taught more than just music at a high school in the OC. If she didn't want to get caught, she probably shouldn't have wrapped her legs around her 15-year-old lover in the bleachers of a high school basketball game.

Sex With Kids Adds Up To Prison For Math Teacher

2010-04-12T13:34:00.001-07:00

Middle school math teacher Stephanie Ragusa has just learned a new equation: that sex + underage kids = prison.

Ragusa had intercourse with the 14-year-old on three occasions between October 2006 and May 2007. Evidence in that case included a phone conversation police recorded with the teen's consent. During the phone call, Ragusa could be heard urging him to keep their encounters secret, Peters said.

Peters said the encounters with the other teen began when he was 15. They ended when she was arrested in April 2008 as she was leaving his home. Evidence in the case included DNA matches, several amorous letters Ragusa wrote and gifts she gave him, the prosecutor added. The gifts included a key chain with her initials on it.

Peters said investigators also found a will in Ragusa's handwriting that named the teen as executor.

Wow, so not only did she teach these kids a few new things about "multiplication," she was delusional enough to write the boy into her will? At least she can say she's providing for his future.

Stephanie is apparently still into the younger guys. From jail she wrote a love note to Hulk Hogan's 17-year-old son.

Stephanie was actually arrested on three separate occasions for diddling with kids.

Here's some of her tattoos:

"I can't imagine any scenario where we would invite her back," Linda Cobbe, Hillsborough County district spokesman, told ABC News. Well that's good.

Married Teacher Brings Home Boy For Sex

2009-01-13T07:11:00.000-08:00

Christine McCallum, 29, of Boston, Massachusetts has been accused of cheating on her husband with a 13-year-old student more than 300 times, including in the couple's house while the husband was sleeping.

The Beantown hottie (with or without her Tina-Fey-style glasses) allegedly took the child's virginity and proceeded to have sex with him all over her house. The boy told police they had sex for the first time on a couch downstairs while her husband slept upstairs in the bedroom.

The boy also said the two had unprotected sex in the shower, on the kitchen floor and the living room floor on a green shag rug.

McCallum initially took the boy and his brother in because they lived with a single parent and lacked a mother figure. Then, well...

From the Boston Herald:

McCallum was plying the boy with cranberry and vodka drinks, Jell-o shots and rum, and sleeping with him in her house and his house.

McCallum ended the relationship in November 2007 in a fit of jealousy, after she found out he was using the cell phone she bought him to text other girls, police said. They had sex that night for the last time, police said.

“She was crying. She kissed him and told him she loved him. He told her he loved her,” according to a police report.

Plymouth prosecutor Michael Scott said McCallum was “obsessed” with the boy, writing the boy 10 love letters. “I would choose you over this job,” she wrote, Scott said. “I trust you that ‘this’ can work.”

In a MySpace message, McCallum wrote to the boy: “It’s hard to be with you and set boundaries,” she allegedly wrote. “It’s hard to kiss you and tell you no.”

With the husband:

With an (underage) kitten:

In Court:

Student-Teacher Sleepover Ends In Sex Bust

2008-04-21T17:59:00.000-07:00

33-year-old Social Studies teacher Shannon Best stands accused of having sex with one of her 18-year-old female students at a Raleigh, NC high school.

She hosted a sleepover with two girls at her house, and was apparently photographed kissing one of them.

No word on whether naked pillow fights were part of the night's festivities.

Those weren't the only photos of Best taken: she allegedly sent several nude photos to one of the students using her cell phone.

The arrest warrant reads:

"Ms. Best admitted to having a sexual relationship with [the student] for approximately the last 3-4 weeks. She admitted kissing and fondling [the student] and allowing [the student] to kiss and fondle her as well. Ms. Best admitted to text messaging nude photographic images of herself to [the student]."

Having sex with a student, even if he or she is of age, is illegal in the state.

ABC News has the report here.

Sex Teach Gets Six Years

2008-02-20T17:20:00.000-08:00

Former middle school teacher Allenna Ward was sentenced yesterday to six years in prison for having sexual relations with five 14- and 15-year-old boys at the school where she taught as well as at a motel, a park and behind a restaurant.

The forensic psychiatrist for the defense said "Ward is not a pedophile, but rather a childlike victim suffering from personality disorders and a repressed childhood."

She said that Ward, a minister's daughter, "lived a sheltered life but really was a 'free spirit' who never got a chance to break away from her family."

Well, there you have it. It's her parents' fault.

Teachers Use Tech To Groom Teens

2008-01-11T17:01:00.000-08:00

CNN reports that teachers are taking advantage of new technology to educate children... in the ways of freaky teacher-student sex.

Beth Ann Chester, 26, a Pennsylvania P.E. teacher was busted for sexual relations with a 14-year-old male student when investigators discovered nude pictures of her in the boy's cell phone.

She admitted to doing the dirty deed with the boy in the school parking lot.

One sex-teach's lawyer defended his client's actions.

Davis says his client is not a "dirty old woman," and that the victim told him he was older and already had children. "The thing about these teacher-student cases is that these boys are not children. They are teenage males. There is no one more sexually aware than these teenage males," Davis said.

"I'm not saying it's right. It is a crime," Davis said. "But we are not dealing with children. I have 14- and 15-year-olds that are tried as adults when they are defendants, but we want to baby-fy them when it comes to these kinds of cases."

So... because teens can be convicted of adult crimes, that means they're fair game for pedophiles? Yeesh.

"Please Don't Come Back"

2008-01-10T18:14:00.000-08:00

Debra Lafave, the blonde bombshell who had classroom sex with a 14-year-old pupil, is free today, again, after a judge let her off the hook for hugging and having frank sex talk with an underage female coworker. A co-worker she was repeatedly warned not to talk to.

"Please don't come back," the judge admonished her.

She's always welcome at Hormone High.

Debra Does It One More Time

2007-12-05T06:34:00.000-08:00

Well... not exactly. But Debra Lafave, former middle-school sex teach, was re-arrested yesterday for "inappropriate but non-sexual contact with a minor," in this case, a 17-year-old co-worker at the restaurant where she worked in Florida.

The details of her conversations with the girl are unclear, but if they're anything like her recorded conversations with the 14-year-old boy, than Debra might be in serious trouble. She is still on probation and is banned from contact with anyone under the age of 18. So... there goes her lovelife.

Lafave In Happier Times

Teacher Caught On Lover's Lane

2007-11-30T18:25:00.000-08:00

Florida teacher Jennifer Tarkenton, 34, was busted having sex with a 14-year-old student yesterday, when deputies responded to reports of a suspicious vehicle parked at a secluded spot at the end of 800 Banana Lake Road in Lake Mary.

The boy informed police officers that he and Tarkenton had oral and vaginal sex inside the car after she picked him up at his house, drove to a nearby pharmacy and purchased condoms.

At least she's taught him safe sex.

Greenwood Lakes Middle School, where Ms. Tarkenton taught:

Teacher Gives Gifts To Student--One Is Anal Sex

2007-11-26T20:03:00.000-08:00

Substitute teacher Teresa Engelbach, 21, from Jefferson County, Missouri, has pled not guilty to three counts of statutory rape and one count of statutory sodomy for her relationship with a 14-year-old boy, a student at Senn-Thomas Middle School.

Police arrested Engelbach back in March of this year. Her trial is scheduled for March 6th.

She allegedly bought the student--a friend of her younger brother--expensive gifts, including a cell phone, clothes, shoes, a laptop and a $750 paintball gun.

She also allegedly had sex with him out in various farmers' fields around town.

Cheerleaders Gone Wild

2007-11-05T17:11:00.000-08:00

What happens when you put a 19-year-old high school graduate in charge of a group of high school students? The town of Goshen, Ohio found out when a picture began to circulate of 19-year-old cheerleading coach Victoria Schattauer and one of her cheerleading charges... both of them topless.

The picture was taken at a party where Victoria provided the alcohol. Apparently, Victoria believed this was reasonable behavior for a school employee.

This blog questions the school's human resource department for hiring such a young coach.

I question how the school could have hired someone this hot, and not suspect there might be problems down the line...

Why More Schools Should Check MySpace Before Hiring Teachers

To check out the offending picture, you can go here: Looks Like It Was Quite A Party [Note: Picture Removed Because The Other Topless Cheerleader Was 15!!!]

This blog offers some insight into Victoria's hiring. Apparently, Tori was just up to her old tricks.

Sex County, South Carolina

2007-09-25T17:09:00.000-07:00

Not Her Yearbook Photo

Karen Robbins, 49, a former teacher at Bell Street Middle Scool in South Carolina, is accused of having sex with a 15-year-old boy.

She's the second Bell Street Middle School teacher caught having sex with a student this year, and the third in the county. Earlier this month, Bell Street Belle Allena Ward pled guilty to having sex with five teenage boys.

Ward Can't Ward Off Jail

Robbins was teaching special education at the Thornwell School when the alleged acts took place. Obviously attracted by Bell Street's reputation, she joined that school after Thornwell closed its doors.

14 Years For Fling With 13 Year Old

2007-04-20T10:25:00.000-07:00

Lina Sinha, 40, headmistress of the Montessori school in New York, has been sentenced to 14 years in jail for carrying on an eight year affair with a boy, beginning when the child was 13 years old. It's the longest jail sentence received by a horny teacher since Pamela Smart.

The victim was only 13 when the pedophile principal - at 29, more than twice his age - sat him on a white porcelain sink in a rear classroom of the school and gave him his first oral sex. "She told me that she loved me and that one day we were going to get married," the victim - now a cop, 24, in Queens - told jurors.

Lina had earlier turned down a plea deal that would have given her six years in prison.

She wasn't helped by the strange behavior of her mother, who apparently decided bringing Lina's students to the courtroom during the schoolweek was a good idea.

Obviously, Lina was unsuccessful in using Debra LaFave's famed "I'm too hot for prison" defense.

English Teach Booked For Boinking Boy

2007-04-11T13:11:00.000-07:00

Thirty-one year old Tracy Booth, an English teacher at Newark Boys Chorus School, was arrested earlier this week, accused of sexually assaulting a 13 year old student at her home and a Newark hotel.

She faces 20 years in prison. Booth had apparently been the boy's English teacher for several years.

News reports say the Newark hotel was a Comfort Suites. So it was probably this one:

1348 McCarter Hwy , Newark, NJ.

The basic amenities include satellite TV, in room coffee-maker and each room comes with a free continental breakfast.

No word on whether she splurged and got a room with a whirlpool.

Hi Ho Silverado!

2007-04-09T19:42:00.000-07:00

Authorites say Kelly Spaich, who teaches language and social studies to eighth-graders at Silverado Middle School in Roseville, California, allegedly had an affair with a 16-year-old boy who is a former Silverado student. Spaich, 28, was released on $150,000 bail.

Her MySpace page is now down, but here is a copy: Kelly Spaich

[UPDATE 7/6/07:] Her husband turned her in. Apparently, he was not pleased she cheated on him and the couple's 13-month old daughter with a minor.

Are You Hornier Than A Fifth Grader?

2007-04-04T11:46:00.000-07:00

Are 5th Graders Like This Ready For Public Sex Shows?

In many school districts, it's common for sex education to begin in the 5th grade. But not many school districts use live, unsupervised, student-run sex shows to teach kids the basics of the horizontal mambo. Spearsville High School in Louisiana, however, appears to have adopted this rather unorthodox sex-ed method.

According to press reports, two fifth-graders had sex on a classroom floor while two others fondled each other and their classmates looked on. Their teacher was at an assembly. Apparently, the kids were left alone for 15 - 30 minutes.

Perfect amount of time for a quickie!

State Motto: And You Thought Katrina Was Horrifying...

Teacher Makes "Sweet Music" With Special Ed Stud... And We've Got Exclusive Pics!!!!

2007-03-07T17:38:00.000-08:00

The NYPost reports that Emily Streb, 23, a music teacher from the Bronx, had sex with her 16-year old mentally disabled and mentally disturbed pupil.

The boy only admitted to the relationship after being confronted with threatening text messages he sent to his teacher.

"He either was told something about her or heard something about her that upset him . . . One could say . . . he indicated that he had been dropped," said Streb's lawyer, Virginia LoPreto.

Our Hormone High staff uncovered Emily's online pics, which show off a bit of her sexy side:

Emily's MySpace Pic

Her MySpace page refers to her as "emmie*love*booty". Apparently, that booty she loves so much belongs to a 16-year-old kid with a low IQ.

On her Facebook account, Emily reveals even more:

Boozin' N' Beachin'

On March 1st, her Facebook Status read, "Emily is naked. 12:51pm"

Under "Activities," she not so cryptically states, "career change...midlife crisis."

According to the site, Emily is also the creator of the Facebook "snatches 4 life" club.

Streb has resigned from her teaching post and is barred from contacting the student.

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Another NY teacher is in hot water after she allegedly raped a 13-year-old male student who attended the junior high where she taught.

Marcia Amsterdam, 30, has been reassigned to administrative duty by the Department of Education pending an investigation.

How can you blame these women? Obviously, underage mentally disabled kids are hard to resist.... and those 13-year olds.. what incredible lovers!! Jesus... how do these sex-mad screwballs get work as teachers???

Married Middle School Teacher Macks Minors

2007-03-01T07:01:00.000-08:00

Allenna Williams Ward, 23, allegedly made her middle school classroom into her own personal orgy, sleeping with five 14 - 15 year old boys at motels, behind a restaurant, and even in a public park.

A friend of hers says,

We did many plays together so we knew each other well-the whole family in fact. They were all great christian people who I would not see doing anything wrong. One of the nicest families I have ever met, especially Allenna Williams Ward...

I'm sure her students thought she was nice as well. Most teenage boys would.

This blogger has what looks like an old yearbook photo of Allenna, in her pre-child molester days:

The school website has apparently excised their web page featuring Allenna.

But a previous version of the web page lists Allenna's qualifications:

Mrs. Ward is a 2001 graduate of Clinton High School and a 2005 graduate of Presbyterian College with a Bachelor of Science in Middle School Education

She was a 7th Grade Language Arts teacher.

The school has come out with a written statement. "As a school community, we are shocked by the recent events involving Ms. Ward and the young people affected by her inappropriate actions."

I'll bet.

Field Trip Fun

2006-11-20T17:48:00.000-08:00

29-year-old Carrie McCandless, teacher, cheerleading coach, and principal's wife, was arrested for sexually assaulting a 17-year-old male student on a school-sponsored camping trip.

"I think the young man is very confused, and he's understandably hesitant to talk about it," said the Brighton Police Chief, Clint Blackhurst. Confused about what? His hot, horny teacher wanted a lil' lovin. Seems simple to me.

A mother speaks out, here.

Lauer Gets Intimate With LaFave

2006-09-14T08:47:00.000-07:00

... in a televised interview.

Childlover Debra LaFave revealed that she was raped as a 13 year old... by one of her many boyfriends. She then told NBC's Lauer that she wanted to become a teacher to educate kids about subjects such as rape. By all accounts, she performed that job a bit too well.

Like when she took the boy to a motel room...

Yeah, he wanted it. And, yeah, I gave it to him. Because at that point in time, I was already in the mode of wanting to please him.

And it appears Debra, er, harbors some resentment towards her former lover...

Lauer: How do you think this is gonna impact his life?

LaFave: I think he’s gonna have a hard time trusting women one day. I’m sure he has to be living with the guilt of “ratting me out.”

She's apparently now working as a waitress. At Chucky Cheese?

Teacher Says, "Say Yes To Drugs!"

2006-06-15T12:23:00.000-07:00

Danielle Walls, 27, a history teacher from San Diego, allegedly danced the horizontal mambo with a 16-year old boy. She appearently took the boy to hotels for drug-fueled romps.

"The defendant was an out-of-control coke fiend. She furnished the victim with cocaine and alcohol." --Deputy District Attorney Dwayne Moring

She's already a fast riser on this poll of hottest student-screwers. Although, judging by the latest court pictures, she's either let herself go, or got herself knocked up.

Although her MySpace says she doesn't want kids.

Well, wants them, but doesn't want to give birth to them.

Also, a lot of great stuff here about Pamela Rogers.

Former Beauty Pagent Contestant Copulates With Student

2006-06-12T09:17:00.000-07:00

Spanish teacher Amy McElhenney, 25, a former Miss Texas contestant, stands accused of doing the deed with an 18-year-old student, in violation of Texas's "Don't do your students" Law.

MySpace Flirter Found With Kid

2006-04-30T18:55:00.000-07:00

Janet Lea Hughes, 32, a teacher at Jackson Middle School was found about to have sex in a van with a 16-year-old student. In a church parking lot.

Tempting fate, no?

Not that Janet was careful. A week earlier, she left a message on the boy's MySpace account. "HAPPY FRIDAY (the 13th)! will u be lucky 2night?"

I suppose he was.

Hughes was not as lucky. The two admitted to police that they had sex before. She was charged with two counts of unlawful sexual activity with a minor, and the judge ordered her to community supervision and to have no contact with the boy.

To make things worse, Hughes is a mother of three. She was a sponsor of the middle school's Future Business Leaders of America and the Future Problem Solvers clubs.

Some of her MySpace photos:

Not posing anymore:

Tila Tequila Watch Out... Sex Teachers On MySpace

2006-04-13T08:25:00.000-07:00

Pamela Rogers Turner, who had sex with a 13 year old student, and was ordered to refrain from contact with the boy, and to stay off the internet... created an online profile on the popular internet social networking site MySpace... and contacted the boy.

Details here.

The highlight:

TO NUMBER 32..... "My Plans are Your Plans...." "Nothing's Changed...." "Say it.....say it...." Always is the word, Baby, always. Listen to "Far Away" by Nickleback.... that's for you. But, you know... I hate hearing something that is exactly the opposite of what you have said. I hate lies. Honesty is the biggest, most important trait in people. When I find out that I have been lied to and deceived, after all the sacrifices I have made, it makes me wanna.....

[Number 32 was the boy's basketball jersey number!]

Her MySpace page is archived here: PJ

A Recap

2006-04-13T07:20:00.000-07:00

WNBC has a nice little slideshow of recent high-profile teacher-student liasons.

A Strong Christian Woman

2006-03-22T07:04:00.000-08:00

After prosecutors dropped the latest charges against her, Debra made a statement.

"My greatest regret would probably be the fact that I put this young man through this," she said.

Debra said she was taking an online journalism course. "God has given me a great outlet to write, and I would hope I could reach people through writing."

But the woman who had sex with a 14-year-old in a car while his 15-year-old cousin drove wasn't finished speaking with the media yet...

"I am a strong Christian woman," she said. "I believe that God has a path for me, and this was just a bump in the road."

A bump in the road? Didn't she mean to say "hump on the road"?

"High" School Teacher Busted

2006-03-13T11:27:00.000-08:00

Asking a student to buy you weed?

Not the best idea.

Lafave Back In Court

2006-03-10T08:32:00.000-08:00

Debra Lafave pled guilty to doing the deed with a 14-year-old student. And it seemed she got off (in more ways than one). But now she's back in court, facing a less sympathetic judge in a different county.

Debbie Does Ocala

Wilford Brimley presiding.

Some pictures from the courtroom: Here

Making Sweet Music

2006-02-21T17:52:00.000-08:00

Florida elementary school music teacher Carol Flannigan was teaching more than "Doe, A Deer" to her 11-year-old student.

The boy, and his siblings, spent many sleepovers at Ms. Flannigan's house.

Any red flags there?

Gym Teacher Scores

2006-02-03T18:35:00.000-08:00

Traci Tapp, 28, was a Phys-Ed teacher who allegedly got a little bit too "physical" with three of her students.

She pled guilty to inappropriate touching. I guess you could consider sex, "inappropriate touching."

I'm sure they would have dealt the same penalty if it had been a male teacher.

Anyways, she slept with this guy:

He's allegedly "outraged" his teacher didn't go to prison. I'm sure he was "outraged" at having sex with her too.

Congrats Traci, you're our teacher of the month.

Gallery of the Sex-Ed Stars

2005-12-14T10:38:00.000-08:00

When Hormone High first started, its founders were quite unaware of how big the teacher-student sex issue was. Consider the founders now FULLY INFORMED, AND SHOCKED:

Source: U.S. Teach Sexpidemic Spreads

Name: Bridget Nolan
Age: 24
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Hotness Rating (1-10): 6
Lover: 15-year-old male student
Key Quote: "The victim has ... been teased and bullied and pointed out within the school community as somebody who might have been involved with the teacher." -Prosecutor

Name: Natalina Daddario
Age: 36
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Hotness Rating (1-10): 3
Lover: 15-year-old male student
Key Fact: Swapped oral sex on six occasions.

Name: Karen Ellis
Age: 37
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Hotness Rating (1-10): 5
Lover: 15-year-old male student
Key Quote: "They looked like husband and wife" -Boy's mother

Name: Adrianne Hockett
Age: 25
Location: Houston, TX
Hotness Rating (1-10): 2
Lover: 15-year-old special needs student
Key Quote: "We would have sex, drink beer and smoke weed." -The Boy

Name: Amber Jennings
Age: 30
Location: Dudley, MA
Hotness Rating (1-10): 8 (those glasses!)
Lover: 16-year-old male student
Key Quote & Fact: "Those of you who know me ... know the truth." Amber said. Before admitting to e-mailing naked photos of herself to the student.

Name: Jaymee Wallace
Age: 28
Location: Tampa, FL
Hotness Rating (1-10): 6
Lover: 18-year-old female student
Key Fact: The girl said the relationship began in December 2002 when she was 14 and Wallace allegedly stapled a note to a paper saying the girl was attractive.

Name: Angela Stellwag
Age: 24
Location: Delran, NJ
Hotness Rating (1-10): 5
Lover: 14-year-old former student
Key Fact: Daughter of Delran's mayor, Joseph Stellwag

Name: Carol Flannigan
Age: 50
Location: Boca Raton, FL
Hotness Rating (1-10): 6 (Not bad for 50!)
Lover: 11-year-old former student... and his father
Key Fact: The boy’s father says in the deposition that he had the same sort of sexual relationship with Flannigan, 50, that former President Bill Clinton had with Monica Lewinsky. But the document refers only to oral sex and points out a red dress that may or may not contain a DNA sample.

Name: Deanna Bobo
Age: 37
Location: Greenwood, AK
Hotness Rating (1-10): 5
Lover: 14-year-old male student, possibly 3 others
Key Quote: "I think had it been a male teacher and a female student, it wouldn't have been the story that it was." - Sgt. James Flynn, Greenwood Police

Name: Gwen Ann Cardozo
Age: 33
Location: Colorado
Hotness Rating (1-10): 6
Lover: 17-year-old male student
Key Fact: Has a lot of freckles.

Name: Heather Ingram
Age: 30
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Hotness Rating (1-10): 5
Lover: 17-year-old male student
Key Fact: Her boyfriend has been charged with having sex with a 13-year-old girl. Her affair was reported by another teacher she had confided in-- confided in because she was worried about her lover's reaction to having just discovered that she had also had a sexual relationship with his 18-year-old friend.

Name: Janelle Marie Bird
Age: 24
Location: Pensecola, FL
Hotness Rating (1-10): 6
Lover: 15-year-old male student
Key Fact: Bird was charged with two counts of lewd and lascivious battery and two counts of unlawful sexual activity with a minor for her two-year relationship with the teen.

Name: Kathy White
Age: 39
Location: Lumberton, TX
Hotness Rating (1-10): 3
Lover: 17-year-old male student
Key Quote: "We had sex, when we got in the house. She said 'hey come to my bedroom,' and that`s where I went. We had sex; she came out in a robe and told my brother, ‘you`re next.’ My brother said 'no thank you' and walked out." -the student

Name: Kristen Margrif
Age: 27
Location: Mayville, MI
Hotness Rating (1-10): 7
Lover: 16-year-old male student
Key Fact: 8 "trysts" with the boy over summer vacation

Name: Margaret De Barraicua
Age: 30
Location: Sacramento, CA
Hotness Rating (1-10): 7 (MILF ALERT!)
Lover: 16-year-old male student
Key Fact: Was caught having sex with the boy in her car... with her 2-year-old son strapped in the back seat.

Name: Nicole Andrea Barnhart
Age: 35
Location: Ponderosa, CA
Hotness Rating (1-10): 5 (Probably better without the black eye)
Lover: 16-year-old male student
Key fact: Told police she was in love with the boy.

Name: Nicole Pomerleau
Age: 31
Location: Charlotte, NC
Hotness Rating (1-10): 5
Lover: 16-year-old boy
Key Quote: "She was real cool" -a student in her class

Name: Rhianna Ellis
Age: 24
Location: New York, NY
Hotness Rating (1-10): 6
Lover: 17-year-old student
Key Fact: Got pregnant, had baby. The teen introduced her to his parents - but never said she was his teacher. She passed him with a grade of 65, despite the fact he never did any work.

So there you have it. Teachers are boinking their students all over the place!

Hot = House Arrest

2005-11-22T10:07:00.000-08:00

Debra LeFave, who famously made her 14-year-old lover "pinky swear" not to tell anyone about their sexual relationship, was sentenced to house arrest today after a judge determined she was too hot for jail.

No argument there.

Sandra and Sarah Sentenced

2005-11-21T17:47:00.000-08:00

Six Months For Sex-Ed Sandra

Even though, the judge says, SHE'S THE VICTIM.

The boy's parents aren't happy about that.

And Jail has not done wonders for Sarah.

Teacher Of The Year

2005-10-14T17:35:00.000-07:00

This one's gonna be hard to beat...

TEACHER PERFORMS ORAL SEX, FLASHES, CUTS SELF FOR NINE-YEAR-OLDS

The Associated Press

SYLVESTER — A third-grade teacher accused of performing oral sex on a 9-year-old boy, allowing students to peek down her blouse and slashing her wrists with glass in front of her students pleaded not guilty to the 24 criminal charges she faces.
Georgianne Harrell, 24, was indicted last month on two counts of aggravated child molestation, 21 counts of child molestation and one count of reckless conduct stemming from incidents alleged to have taken place in her classroom at Sylvester’s Holley Elementary School between August 2004 and May.
She was to have been arraigned Tuesday, but her attorney filed documents waiving her right to an arraignment. He also entered a not-guilty plea on her behalf.
Harrell was arrested May 17, after cutting her wrists with broken glass in her classroom, officials say.
Eleven of the 24 charges against her involve a boy who was 9 at the time of the alleged attacks.
According to the indictment, she twice performed oral sex on the child in her classroom and had him fondle her and kiss her on the back and mouth.
If convicted on all charges, she could receive a maximum sentence of 60 years on the two counts of aggravated child molestation, 420 years on the 21 counts of child molestation and 12 months for reckless conduct, prosecutors said.

This woman had a website, which has since been taken down. But another blogger, thankfully, reproduces some of it here: Mrs. Harrell

Among the gems:

"Angels and cherubs I love children, and I strongly believe children are angels right here on earth. I love art, sculptures, pictures, and reading about angels. The Bible is the most inspirational reading I know. I enjoy learning about angels, cherubs, and fairies..."

Haven't been able to find a picture yet, so no knowledge as to whether or not this is another blonde.

However, with a little internet sleuthing, I did find that Ms. Harrell made $27,324.51 as her salary last year. Your tax dollars at work. WHO IS LETTING THESE PERVERTS TEACH???

J-Dia

2005-09-30T17:26:00.000-07:00

I know its old news, but bumped into this while surfing today:

This mansion-dwelling NYU freshman was busted selling drugs to undercover officers. Also, she used to invite homeless people up to her room to do drugs. Shes an altruist at heart.

Interesting epilogue: Her parents cut her off and she attempted to become a rapper. Her website used to be www.j-diaonline.com, but has since been taken down. I may put one of her songs up here at a later point.

See, this blog isn't only about hot blonde sexed up teachers! Its about hot blonde drugged up students too!!!

::UPDATE:: After some careful sleuthing, I found her site has been relaunched... as thej-dia.com. As if we would confuse her with other J-dias.

Middle Schoolers Prefer Blondes

2005-09-29T17:57:00.000-07:00

Sarah Suzanne Bench-Salorio, 28, Pleads Guilty To "Sexual Contact"

"She is very embarrassed and wants to let everybody know she's very embarrassed by what has happened," said defense attorney Alan Stokke.

[Details]

Catholic School Teacher In Trouble

2005-09-27T17:37:00.000-07:00

Poor Sandra. Forced to have sex multiple times in multiple places with multiple students. And now she has to be subjected to the "media circus." Poor, poor Sandra.

Plus, CBS has a nice roundup: Why All The Horny Teachers??

Teacher of the Week: Deborah Lafave

2005-09-15T17:00:00.000-07:00

As Debbie's trial begins, the details start to heat up.

The Educational Temptress plans to plead insanity. Because, she'd have to be insane to have sex multiple times with a young boy. Michael Jackson almost used the same excuse.

Police Play Pornographers: Photo Debbie's Privates

NBC- Police said they needed to take photographs of Lafave's body to back up statements and descriptions made by the victim.

"I just think that anyone that would view these photographs would easily conclude that they are not for any scientific purpose or anything like that," Debbie's lawyer said.

Kudos to the Tampa Police for their excellent and necessary work gathering "evidence."

Sex Crazed Teacher Takes Boys On Shopping Spree

While wearing a delightfully slutty outfit:

While we're looking at hot pictures:

The Smoking Gun reveals the boy drew a diagram of Debbie's bedroom. No word on whether the cops showed the kid the nudie pics they took.

But the best may be the phone call transcripts. Yes, the phone call transcripts. Recorded after the boys first accusation, unbeknownst to Debbie, they reveal well...

Debra: Hello.

Boy: Hey.

Debra: Hey what’s up?

Boy: Nothing. What are you doing?

Debra: Nothing, just drinking coffee and watching TV.

Boy: Oh, really?

That is scandalous stuff. But wait, it gets better.

Boy: I—me and my mom kind of had an argument last night but it’s fine now.

Debra: Yeah.

Boy: Uh huh.

Debra: I talked to her.

Boy: Oh, you did?

Debra: Yeah I called her when I got home last night.

Boy: Oh. How did that go?

[Note: Not well. The mom called the police]

Debra: It was—I mean I just told her I was like, you know, I’m sorry, bad judgement and I should’ve double checked with you, blah blah blah.

[Note: she’s talking about their alibai]

Boy Uh huh. Well I guess I don’t think we should be going to Ocala anymore.

[Where they went to have sex]

Debra: No, no.

Boy: So, whatever. If we decide to do anything again, then that should probably be our place for now.

[he calls her house “our place”]

Later On...

Debra: I totally got—well, I told Owen everything.

[her husband]

Boy: About what?!

Debra: Like, oh no, no, no, no, no, chill. I just said that—I pretty much just told him the whole story.

Boy: Cool

Debra: Except, you know, why we went to Ocala.

Of course.

Debra: So it’s not over, over?

Boy: Nope, not yet.

Debra: God, Why couldn’t you just have said no – not yet?

Boy: I’m sorry.

Debra: That kind of sucked. Oh Lord, what am I going to do with you?

[have sex]

That’s phone call one. Phone call two ups the ante.

Boy: I’m a little worried though.

Debra: Why?

Boy: Like I don’t want you to like get pregnant or anything. I was just thinking about it and I was just thinking if next time, now that we’ve had sex about three times, if I should use like a condom or something?

Debra: Oh, you’re being weird.

[Now that’s Sex Ed!!]

Phone call four!!!!!:

Debra: Hello, hello?

Boy: Hey.

Debra; Can you hear me?

Boy: Yeah.

Debra: There’s like 20 kids here screaming.

[orgy??]

Boy: Where you at?

Debra: I’m at some YMCA.

[prepare yourself… for the eeriest exchange of the year. Keep in mind, this is a 24 year old teacher talking to a 14 year old boy who just mentioned he was scared of getting her pregnant… to which she had replied.. “Don’t worry about it]

Boy: What are you doing?

Debra: Nothing. I’m actually holding—Pam has a newborn baby, so I’m kind of holding her right now.

Boy: Oh really?

Debra: Yeah, watching all the—my ovaries are hurting listening to all these frigging kids screaming.

[kids, roughly the same age as the kid she’s sleeping with]

Debra: You couldn’t pay me enough money to have a kid right now.

Debbie’s cell phone messages reveal more. Like, she called the kid from her hubbie’s phone:

Debra: Hey, its Debbie. I am at a kid’s birthday party, if you can’t tell. [reminds me of you???] This is Owen’s cell phone, so I will try and call you later, okay? Bye.

Other gems:

“I don’t want you lying to your mom.”

And finally:

Debra: Is [your mom] already gone?

Boy: Yeah.

Debra: You’re positive?

Boy: Yes.

Debra: All right. Promise?

Boy: Yes.

Debra: Pinky promise?

Boy: Yes.

Debra: Say pinky promise

Boy: Pinky promise.

Stay Tuned for more Middle School Madness. This will only get better. Pinky Promise.

Welcome To Hormone High

2005-08-12T17:36:00.000-07:00

Hormone High is THE place on the web where all the latest information on horny teachers, sex-crazed students is gathered together for your disgust and amusement.

I was inspired to create this because of the apparent trend this has become. From Mary Kay Letorneau (I don't care if I spelled that right) to Deborah LeFarve to all the other crazy hot teachers and their overly mature students, this past year has been choc-full-of-nuts, to quote a coffee slogan. So sit back, relax, and bask in the glow of these (mostly) blonde bombshells and their unique passion for, er, education.